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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jon lick the cat's butt Because the dog was busy"
Next Joke
"What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly."
"Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates? No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!"
"Unfortunately I lost my Korean friend the other day. So Yung."
"""Dad, I'm I want you to move back home rent free"" hi I want you to move back home rent free. I'm dad ""Ok thanks dad"" well shit"
"Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people."
"What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known."
"I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast. They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance."
"So funny I forgot to laugh. Me: *tells bad joke* Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Me: So is that what Alzheimer's is like? Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh!"
"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."