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Joke of the Day
"I'ts so cold outside... I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
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"My friend said she likes Nickleback"
"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."
"What did one tomato say to the other? Catch up."
"What are 3 words that men hate during sex? *""Honey*, I'm home!"""
"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."
"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."
"Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally."
"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."
"I think my cell mate is gay... He closes his eyes when I kiss him goodnight."