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Joke of the Day
"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"
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"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"
"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass."
"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."
"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"For the holidays I've decided to stop making puns... I'm sure yule appreciate it."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? John got dirty. Wanna hear a clean joke? John took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a naughty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection."
"What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? ""Make me one with everything."""