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Joke of the Day

"Yes, it is. Is time travel possible?"

"How do trees access the internet? They log on"

"So is my call important to you or will it be answered in the order it was received? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!"

"Whenever I write out my alimony payment, I put cute things on the memo. Like ""for your next divorce"" or ""clothes that make you feel skinny""."

"If a letter sounds like its name... ...is it an LMNOP-uh?"

"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I skipped the intro."

"Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!"

"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"

"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."

"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."