47764

Joke of the Day

"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."

"[Religon] What's black and religous? The jews after hitler godammit how 2 spell religeone?!?!?!?!?"

"I would make a sexist joke But that would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"

"If someone says you're not a mermaid, don't talk to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."

"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"

"What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down? The trappe!"

"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"

"After i say ""whatever"", all the sh*t you say after that is irrelevant"

"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"