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Joke of the Day

"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"

"Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don't enjoy them. Plz understa"

"I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly, I can eat 3 pounds of cake today."

"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."

"I don't talk about my ex's because I like to start of with a clean slate. That, and they're dead to me. Well, to everyone, but mostly me."

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him"

"when i see lovers names carved in a tree... When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"

"(Entire joke within) Made you look."