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Joke of the Day
"How do trees access the internet? They log on"
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"Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes."
"I don't love my girlfriend anymore... ...she has grown up."
"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."
"*buys Sushi for Dummies* *preheats oven* *reads first page of Sushi for Dummies* *turns off oven*"
"You're hiking. Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves and smiles, ""No one will ever believe you."""
"nurse: are you allergic to any medicine? me: laughter nurse: hahaha. OH MY GOD- me [face swelling up]: i thold thou."
"Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web."
"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."
"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"