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Joke of the Day

"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."

"I pulled my groin the other day.. .. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time."

"If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor."

"I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect."

"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?"

"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"

"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"

"What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting? I'm game."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because there's something odd about him"

"What are some of the best comments on threads? [deleted]"