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Joke of the Day
"Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!"
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"How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant."
"*to commander* Don't say anything too loud sir I suspect one of our men may be a plant *conspicuous tree in admiral uniform starts to sweat*"
"How does praying lead to a blow job? I don't know, ask an alter boy."
"What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan."
"Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?"
"""You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!"" - Fonzi Scheme"
"In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid."
"What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3000 miles !"
"I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre. So I gave her one"