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Joke of the Day

"How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."""

"FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes everyone's been eaten."

"""Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo""--Where's Waldo Audiobook"

"Memo to Life: Fewer lemons. More cherries. Thanks!"

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."

"They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot"

"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"

"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."

"Girl seeing my torn jeans Where'd you get those?! *remembers trying to pee on a hill & stumbling backwards through thorn bushes* The Gap."