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Joke of the Day

"""Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo""--Where's Waldo Audiobook"

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"[yelling over loud strip club music] DO YOU ACCEPT KOHLS KASH"

"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."

"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

"My girl friend said to me ""sex is better on daytime""... That wasn't a very nice Idea..."

"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"

"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."