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"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."
"When are Latkes traditionally eaten? While hiding in an attic."
"Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel."
"spent today capturing hipsters, tagging them, and releasing them back into Silverlake. Study: Do skinny jeans restrict grazing patterns?"
"How can you tell my parents are abusive? Beats me"
"""Welcome to 9-1-1, Florida. If you're calling about a matter related to George Zimmerman, please press 2. Otherwise, stay on the line..."""
"The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria Because they are the powerhouse of the cell."
"This says it all... It all."
"What's long and black? The unemployment line."
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