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Joke of the Day

"Girl seeing my torn jeans Where'd you get those?! *remembers trying to pee on a hill & stumbling backwards through thorn bushes* The Gap."

"Toilet humor So I visited the bathroom this morning and said hey toilet how was your Christmas? Toilet replied probably better than yours, I wasn't visited by a bunch of arses!"

"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"

"A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop... ..so you better start lining up. (two for the price of one!)"

"he's my french step dad... i call him my faux pa."

"People assume when I yawn that I've lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"The asshole in front of me is texting and driving right as I'm tweeting this."

"What's your grandma's favourite social media? Instagran"

"What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist? Hee Lan To"