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"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"
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"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."
"My little sister made a face at my mom and said ""Guess who I am?"" My mom answered ""Who?"" ""Your daughter"" courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago"
"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"
"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"
"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"
"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."
"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."