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Joke of the Day

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"

"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."

"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""

"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver."

"I like to drink and run. I call it ""Bacardio""."

"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."

"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked!"