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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? Cus he was too far out, man"
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"Thinking about opening a restaurant for breast cancer survivors. It's called Hooter."
"*Pearly Gates St. Peter: No way! Me as angel: It's the rules! SP: But the drugs and sweari- M: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN! Snoop: Fo' Shizzle."
"Time flies like an arrow ... Fruit flies like a banana"
"A sandwich is better than sex. Because nothing is better than sex and a sandwich is better than nothing."
"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""
"As it turns out you cannot recharge your cell plugging it in to an electric eel. I'm just glad this aquarium had a paramedic on duty."
"Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman... ... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital."
"A guy gans into the butcher's... ... and says ""Gie us a steak and kidley pie."" So the butcher laughs and goes ""You just said kidley."" And the goes ""Naw, I didley."""
"Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research."