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Joke of the Day
"Memo to Life: Fewer lemons. More cherries. Thanks!"
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"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."
"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"
"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""
"Im not narcissistic. I'm perfect."
"What do you call a German Pregnancy? A kinder surprise"
"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."
"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"
"When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."