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Joke of the Day

"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."

"A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar... What a fine example of an integrated community. ^(Credit: Bernard Righton/John Thomson)"

"I used to be addicted to soap... but now I'm clean."

"An 8 yr old boy was screaming at the grocery store because his mom wouldn't buy him a Mars bar. So I bought one and ate it in front of him."

"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."

"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"

"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"

"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."

"Similar to the mile high club, Whats it called when you jack off in an airplane? It's still the mile high club, but its just the single aviator's division."

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."