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Joke of the Day

"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."

"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"

"TIFU By standing in for a sick teacher in the wrong classroom whoops, wrong sub."

"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"

"Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? The Mooternity Section."

"*gets sentenced to 25 years in prison* *opens twitter app* *looks up* *being released*"

"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. That joke never gets old..."

"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."

"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."