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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
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"[Dog Restaurant] ""Is the Book Report any good?"" Yes, Sir. ""How's it prepared?"" A 9yo stayed up till 3am to finish it. ""Ooh, I'll have that."""
"A terrorist walks into a bar... He orders a Molotov Cocktail"
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""
"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"
"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."
"A businessman becomes a president Seriously this is a fucking joke"
"Obviously I've considered doing porn since I have this huge... butthole."