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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands."
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"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
"What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
"Did you know that the illuminati created golf as a way of harnessing the world's most valuable energy source? Angry old white men."
"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)"
"Just got real sweaty because I started thinking about a babe in an ankle-length all denim overall dress"
"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."
"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"
"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."