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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last."

"What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower"

"A young woman rolled her eyes towards me, So I picked them up and rolled them back."

"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."

"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."

"I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work..."

"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."

"What happens to a gay man every month? Manstruation"

"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."

"Why did the elephant paint his balls red? To hide in a cherry tree.... What makes the loudest noise in the jungle? A monkey picking cherries."