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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last."

"Men, if you're wondering what it's like to be a woman, just imagine a world where making sense is optional. Also, boobs whenever you want."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself"

"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."

"In light of MLK day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus. But they still do anyway."

"Me: lets go on a date Her: umm Me: what could go wrong *25 minutes later we are being chased by a pack of raccoons*"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."

"Being a hitman is very lucrative I make a living and a killing off of it"

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""