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Joke of the Day

"All these Marvel movies, and they sure are taking their time getting to Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet Don't worry. They'll get there... Avengually."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits."

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."

"An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile."

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants? It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."

"Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand english ~dogs"

"eating dinner with a gun in both of my hands is challenging but i realized i can just shoot the food and catch the splatter in my mouth"

"If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them."

"""You gotta keep 'em separated!"" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry."