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Joke of the Day

"She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."

"Mr friend broke her hand today :( But on the other hand she's okay :)!"

"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"

"In a double blind study researchers found women who drink regularly are more likely to become nuns Proving once and for all that alcohol is habit forming."

"people of reddit... You copy my jokes, You paste my links, You bury my comments. Godmam it, and my mom made every one pie, sleep over at my house..."

"What is Pitbull's first name Featuring"

"Where does beef come from? Cowschwitz."

"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""

"When I get a little tipsy I like to go to a random neighbourhood, knock on the door and say, ""Sarah Connor?""."

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."