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Joke of the Day

"What did the polite homosexual man say to another at the bar? Mind if I push your stool in for you?"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair...and a table"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""

"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."

"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"

"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."

"I could never date a homophobe... I just don't think he'd be into that."