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Joke of the Day

"I regularly have gold plaques and 1st place ribbons made up for my liver so it knows just how much I appreciate all it's hard work."

"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."

"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."

"Why are so many ghosts alcoholics? Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!"

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."

"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."

"A Man to a lady sitting next to him in flight. Man: ""Which perfume do you use ? It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife."" Lady: ""Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."""

"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."