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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."
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"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!"
"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."
"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""
"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"
"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."
"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."
"Abraham Lincoln is in a cent until proven guilty."
"If you cum down a girls throat, would it be a download?"
"We met for coffee yada yada yada next thing I know we're in the back of my car covered in lobsters and her dog is driving us to the ER"