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Joke of the Day

"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"

"What does it sound like when two old people have sex? Snap, crackle, pop."

"Now that it's 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven't showered since last year! Hahaha"

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"I really didn't want to go the dermatologist... ...but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*"

"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver."

"What is the national sport of North Korea? Ping-Pyong-yang"

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."