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Joke of the Day
"Now that it's 2017 I can finally make this joke! I haven't showered since last year! Hahaha"
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"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."
"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""
"[court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record"
"In Canada we don't have cars. we just float around on apology clouds and nobody ever gets sad or dies."
"I have no sympathy for amateurs who make sex tapes or take nude pics of themselves and cry ""invasion of privacy"" when they fail to safeguard them and they leak to the media and public."
"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"
"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."