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Joke of the Day
"Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first? The one with the lowest mew"
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"Today's life lesson: ""I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake."""
"People say I'm a stand up guy.. ....but I prefer to sit down when I can. Good morning everyone!"
"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."
"Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"If someone catches me staring I quickly look to my left & right so they think ""oh that girl's not looking at ME she's looking at EVERYTHING"""
"How do you spell ""sawss"" as in ""spaghetti sawss"" ?"
"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"
"My girlfriend last night: ""I've been a bad girl. Punish me"". So I fucked her sister."
"There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking... the result was staggering."