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Joke of the Day
"Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first? The one with the lowest mew"
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"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre Didn't go over too well in r/pics."
"*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*"
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."
"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."
"A customer asked me to check their balance. ...so I pushed them over and they fell."
"Million dollar idea: Hookers selling ice cream, I'll call the store sexual flavors."
"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."
"I find it hard to explain stuff to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally!"