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Joke of the Day

"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."

"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."

"Me: excuse me, but I can't taste the alcohol Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here. Me: YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!"

"I'll do anything to prove I'm not lazy. I'll go the whole three yards."

"Few disc jockeys ever graduate to horses."

"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."

"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"

"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."

"I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable"