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Joke of the Day

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."

"Sometimes, when two people love each other very much, they get married and ruin everything."

"Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked ""Have your eyes ever been checked?"" ""No"" said the worker. ""They've always been brown."""

"What is the definition of a Wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done."

"Jokes With Sweet Wife I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrrows too high"

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."

"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."

"Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller? Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!"

"Sunburn: Getting what you basked for."