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Joke of the Day
"What is the national sport of North Korea? Ping-Pyong-yang"
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"What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step!"
"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."
"Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan."
"Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that."
"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."
"Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity? They're ape purists"
"I can only say nine English words. Well, shit."
"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
"So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night. The little boy says,""I'm scared."" So the Molester says,""You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"""