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Joke of the Day

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"

"A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise."

"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."

"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."

"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."

"Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out."

"[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?"

"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"

"I'm a Jack of all trades But a master of pun."