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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? It was a PDF file."
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"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."
"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."
"Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible"
"My sex life is like Star Wars Its either Hans Solo or I have to use the force..."
"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""
"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."
"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."
"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"