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Joke of the Day
"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."
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"WHAT I ORDER: French toast WHAT WAITER HEARS: If my water goes below the brim you die"
"When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids."
"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him."
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"
"Sign language is pretty handy."
"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"
"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days"
"I said to the gym instructor: ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said: ""How flexible are you?"" I said: ""I can't make Tuesdays""."
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."