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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."
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"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."
"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."
"Chemistry Hotel So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a sign that said ""Chemistry Hotel"" the sign said: *""Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s""*"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts off by saying, ""A man once told me...."""
"Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."
"What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys? Omelette you finish."
"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey team? A hockey team takes a shower after three periods."
"I love self depricating humor Its another thing that wont love me back"