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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."

"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."

"The Zika virus is officially sexually transmitted... Be careful next time you ask for ""a little head, baby."""

"I spend a lot of time contemplating the mysteries of life, like why the wall the natives built to keep Kong out had a Kong-sized door in it."

"So Donald Duck was sent to rehab.. He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack."

"Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing."

"What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men."

"Hot Gums. Dude looks at a woman and thinks she has a beautiful smile. Dentists look at her and thinks she has beautiful gums.Never watch dentist porn."

"I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing."

"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."