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Joke of the Day
"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."
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"2 little kids, Billy and Tom, are goofing around in a cannibal village. Billys mum sticks her head out and yells... ""Billy, stop playing with your food!"""
"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"
"Friends don't let friends talk about Pi Lest they become irrational."
"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""
"a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads"
"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."
"Can I integrate myself with respect to you?"
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."
"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."