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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"
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"What do you call a disappointing orgasm? Anti climaxtic (I'll be here all week)"
"What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!"
"Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess? He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves."
"If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying ""look, I just need space"" then you're wasting everyone's time."
"If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake"
"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."
"Cup of coffee Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking"
"I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies."
"What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar."