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Joke of the Day

"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"

"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."

"Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed"

"Veterinarian- You're here to discuss your dog's salivation? Me- No. My dog's a good dog, he'll go to Heaven! I'm here about his slobbering."

"Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink."

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"

"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"

"Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive."

"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"