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Joke of the Day

"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"

"How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it ""yoga""?"

"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."

"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"

"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."

"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"

"Incest A game the whole family can play."

"I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her ""Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?"". She was like ""What?"".. I just shook my head and said ""Nevermind...""."

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""

"I worry that people who say ""I'll sleep when I'm dead"" may have missed a Science class or two."