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Joke of the Day

"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"

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"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."
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"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""
"I worry that people who say ""I'll sleep when I'm dead"" may have missed a Science class or two."