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Joke of the Day
"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."
Next Joke
"Horses are very contrarian... No matter what you ask them, all they say is ""neigh."""
"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"
"I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable."
"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."
"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."
"I found a place with a 98% recycling rate /r/jokes"
"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."
"I was going to tell you a joke about an injured deer... ...but it would have been lame."
"The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you."