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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""
"What do you call toddlers who are dictators? Dictator Tots"
"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"
"What do you say when German secret police is bugging you? geSTAHPo!"
"Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels can't handle it"
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero. The other is a command."
"If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with ""What did you do?""."
"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"