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Joke of the Day
"How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it ""yoga""?"
Next Joke
"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."
"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"
"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"
"The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Simple! Just kick his sister in the jaw!"
"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"
"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"
"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."