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Joke of the Day
"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"
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"Who was the first person Aaron Hernandez called after the shooting? Wes Welker. Everyone knows you need a white Bronco to get away with murder."
"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees"
"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""
"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."
"ME AS A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: I signed you both up for Tinder *1 week later ME: You still want a divorce? THEM: OMG NO THAT WAS HORRIFYING"
"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."