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Joke of the Day
"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"
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"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."
"The bad zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shizhu"
"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."
"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"
"Barista: got a latte for ""Batman""! Is there a ""Batman"" here? *everyone looks at me* Me [dressed as Batman]: that's not me, my name is Jack"
"I wouldn't say my butt plug the best sex toy... but it's definitely up there."
"I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed."
"A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse."
"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""