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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her ""Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?"". She was like ""What?"".. I just shook my head and said ""Nevermind...""."

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"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
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"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"
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"I'm really good at telling old jokes, and fixing fences... I guess I'm just good at reposting"