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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""

"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"

"I heard William Shatner and Stevie Nicks are getting married. She's decided on a double barrelled name Stevie Shatner-Nicks"

"What to gay men call hemorrhoids?? Speed bumps"

"What's the difference between a retard and a baby? The baby has a soul."

"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."

"Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel!"

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"I understand that your heart is in the right place. Unfortunately, your head is up your ass, and I ain't goin in after it."

"Why was the pregnant woman screaming ""wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!""? She was having contractions."