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Joke of the Day
"I worry that people who say ""I'll sleep when I'm dead"" may have missed a Science class or two."
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"Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better"
"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"
"Relationship tip: every night text yourself ""Good morning love!"" & turn off your phone real quick to wake up with a good morning text."
"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"
"There are three types of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't."
"Insensitive Building a treehouse seems insensitive. It's like killing something and having his friend hold it."
"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"[dog social media] Post: *picture of a cat falling out of a tree* caption - ""woof, woof, woof."" Dog reading: hahahahahaha. *retwoofs*"
"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."