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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"
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"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."
"Want to hear a joke about coffee? Decaf."
"Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling."
"If Jennifer Lawrence was a poet, what would her name be? Maya Ingenue"
"Two peanuts are walking down Central Park... one of them was assaulted."
"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."
"Why did the black man wipe his ass? Niggers and poo are the same thing!!!!!"
"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"
"[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg! me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*"