12840
Joke of the Day
"Why did the black man wipe his ass? Niggers and poo are the same thing!!!!!"
Next Joke
"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."
"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"
"You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)"
"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"
"*adult mutant ninja turtles sit in the kitchen doing taxes* you guys wanna smoke a joint? ""were not teens anymore dude"" *donatello sobs*"
"Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?"
"I have a stepladder because.... My real ladder left me when I was young."
"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"
"I hate airplanes and flying. It's like someone throwing a can full of people over the ocean and hoping someone in Europe will catch it."