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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts are walking down Central Park... one of them was assaulted."
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"A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward."
"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""
"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"1 in 5 Americans with a Twitter account complain about his/her damn stupid job every fucking Monday."
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"If you have that loud keyboard clicking sound enabled on your iPhone, give me your phone. You don't get a phone."
"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"
"Every time I'm at the dentist my doctor makes me feel like a bad Christian I'm Jewish."